Schmeezed 

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

Sloppy Schnauzer

A man's wet beard after going down on a woman.

Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy!

Sloppy Schnauzer by Scrubitright September 14, 2018

wet schnauzer 

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

wet schnauzer by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008

Schneider Man 

Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".

His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid

Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man

Schneider Man by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008

Rob Schneider 

washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.

Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.

Rob Schneider by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006

scheemer 

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

scheemer by The Real LG March 14, 2007

schneider 

adjective. Australian slang for methamphetamine.

"You need a schneider to wake you up?"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"

schneider by LTkage May 12, 2017