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Sarcasmicus 

A rare breed of humans that have the ability to take any given situation and peel it apart layer by layer and reconstruct it in a manner that is less than palatable to the "normal" populous. Often referred to as the lowest form of "wit" in the past is now being re considered as an evolutionary advance in the human condition. It is now thought to be more prevalent in persons afflicted with disorder of ADD or ADHD which is also now being considered and evolutionary advancement of the human brain as a direct result of the global industrial advancements over the past few centuries which has essential caused a leap frog effect in the human mind causing it to operate of higher more efficient levels of intellect. Which is often why persons afflicted with these "disabilities" are often miss understood. So the question could become are they really the disabled persons because they are not the norm! or will their numbers eventually surpass "the normal people" thus making the "normal" few! hence forth majority rules and is the "norm" something to think about
Oh says one of the "Sarcasmicus" breed "because I could not do that myself! thanks!
Sarcasmicus by IheartADD March 8, 2011
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Sarcastiscream 

When you scream as if you are scared of something, but you aren't.
Bill:Did you see that bodybuilder screaming like a bitch?

Steve:I think he was sarcastiscreaming, Bill.
Sarcastiscream by commaas June 5, 2014

Sarcasticism

Long version of sarcasm, used by asses with bigger vocabularies than brains.
There is no need for your sarcasticism
No many people understand sarcastic people, because we are too smart to be understood. Oh, com'n be honest! But we really love you!!! We do, I'm not being sarcastic!
-Sarcastic: This website is so cool!
oops! :P
sarcastic by MPCT May 4, 2006

Dangerously sarcastic 

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.
Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!

sarcasmic 

explosively sarcastic; generally denoting sarcasm that has been building and kept inside and is suddenly released in a shower of rudeness (sarcastic + orgasmic)
Steve couldn't hold it in anymore when Jessica kept talking about her new clothes...he was so sarcasmic she ran away crying.
sarcasmic by jeffpk April 28, 2006

Samtastic 

Samtastic is a nickname including the name Sam plus the word fantastic, In which creating Samtastic. Which really means the defintion of fantastic, with the name Sam added on as well.
You are so Samtastic!
Samtastic by Sam Oh October 7, 2006