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Grandmom's Grocery Store 

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.
We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.

Stolypin's Necktie 

Largely thought of as Stolypin's (the minister for the interior in Russia between 1906 and 1911) purges on the opposition to the Tsar. However it also refers to tying string (not too tightly) to the base of the penis in order prologue the wanking process.
"Hey Dave, you should try Stolypin's Necktie sometime... I was pumping away for 2 hours last night, but don't tie it too tight or you'll rip your cock off"

Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store 

Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.
A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

Allykaymom's Discount Store 

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Allykaymom's Discount Store is a one-stop-shop for budget-conscious shoppers, offering a wide variety of products at discounted prices.
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Andy's Handy Store 

If ice cream can be badass, this is. This place has everything. Pringles, frozen candy, dethawed candy, macaroni, weird people, and children-graffiti benches. This place is legendary to the kids at the schools. I would know, as I am one of them. Just went there today.
Dude... wanna go to Andy's Handy Store?
Yeah! Their ice cream is awesome, man! Lets go!
Andy's Handy Store by ricoross August 23, 2012

America's Trinket Store 

(from America's Technology Store--the name given to Radio Shack back in the late 1990s/early 2000 zeroes). The Christmas Tree Shops, a place known for selling knicknacks and decorative items. Sometimes you can even buy a celluloid christmas tree there.
Frodo: "I'm going to America's Trinket Store to buy a crystal ball for my garden." Saruman: "Could you get me a minature Santa while you're there? I like his beard."