The
one and only savior of the internets, and cause of eternal flaming.
Brought forth from the void, given physical form by the now famous 900,000th
post in the 4chan /b/ imageboard. Soon gained infamy as the /b/tards commenced to bitch about the
post, at which time the
NAZI 4chan mods replaced the holy picture with the ungodly effigy of evil: donutpenis.
Thus did the everlasting flaming begin.
~~~
Excerpt from the RaptorJesus
BIBLE:
~
The Teachings of Raptor Jesus
And lo, did a drunken man beset Raptor Jesus and his followers. He came up to them,
crying such things as "Y HALO THAR!" and "BUTTSECKS?!" The Disciples were scared, for never before had they encountered
one so intent on buttsecks. But Raptor Jesus merely smiled, and bade His Disciples watch, that they might know what to do in the future. All of a sudden, Raptor Jesus did leap into a tree, disappearing from sight. The drunkard looked around in a confused manner. Raptor Jesus did burst forth, flipping out of the tree, his
foot connecting with the drunkard's neck. A sickening '
SNAP' emanated, and then all was silent. Raptor Jesus looked to His followers, pointed at the body next to him and proclaimed, "Ninja'd"
Chapter
9, Verse
1.27
Bill: "Holy shit! Did you just send an entire online community into a
bitter flame
war with a single
post!?"
Ted: "Yeah, I pulled a raptorjesus, haha."
