Religion 

A denomination, lifestyle, following. A personal choice to follow the higher power one believes in.

Christianity is my religion.

Religion by Emulah June 20, 2011

Drip Religion 

Also known as "the drip cult" drip religion is a religion to those who are dedicated to the holy drip, they don't fuck no hoes and respect the holy power

Non drip guy:So are you Christian, atheist or?
Drippy guy:Nah bro I'm Drip religious, respect the drip religion

Drip Religion by Big Kok man March 21, 2021

Del Tomlin Religion 

The book of the legends of Mike And Dre. This successful script will keep you guided through girls, school, drama and sports and what is really important in your lifde and a true definition of Life

Damn Jacques Toussaint finally layed down that Del Tomlin Religion .

Del Tomlin Religion by DelTomlin November 26, 2010

Washing Machine Religion 

The washing machine religion is a very epic religion founded by Lucy Sinclair, and co-owned by Lucy Sinclair and Charlotte. It currently has around 5 or 6 members but one day my aim is to have the whole world by part of my religion!

The Washing Machine Religion Is Soooo Cool Omg!😎❤️

Washing Machine Religion by Lucy Sinclair April 22, 2021

Middle School Religion Girl 

A girl that acts that she loves god and follows Christianity but is a total idiot and knows nothing about religion and tries to come off as a good girl who's different but there actually copies of people like everyone else. There pathetic and assume they will be abstinent and say everyone is perfect but make fun of people behind there back.

Middle School Religion Girl

Person 1: Hey what are you doing Sarah" "Random Name"
Sarah: im reading the bible and sharing gods word.
Person" 1: Whats that"
Sarah: that all people are created equally.

* Girl walks by*
Sarah: what a fat bitch!

Middle School Religion Girl by TruthSpeakernumber5 August 1, 2012

losing my religion 

southern term for losing one's temper, "flying off the handle", etc. Note that the R.E.M. song of this title has nothing to do with religion, despite the common misinterpretation of the phrase.

"I was close losing my religion with the kid wrecked the BMW."

losing my religion by Telegram Sam April 26, 2003

religion 

The source of all morality, reasoned thought and social cohesion in the last 3000 years.

MAN 1 - Let's go kill some shit.
MAN 2 - Wait.... remember God?
MAN 1 - Oh shit, yeah.

religion by poned April 1, 2005