Petitty 

A petite girl's small boobies :D

(plural: petitties)

I heard that you searched on Google for a petitty.

Petitty by Fred McBob May 20, 2009

petite biscuit 

Something with such true beauty that it is not yet ready for the human vision.

"That video was..."
"petite biscuit?"
"Yea"

petite biscuit by IAmSmolFandoms September 11, 2016

la petite mort 

The little death is translation from the French "la petite mort", a popular reference for a sexual orgasm. The term has been broadly expanded to include specific instances of blacking out after orgasm and other supposed spiritual releases that come with orgasm.

Speculations to its origin include current connotations of the phrase, including:

* Greco-Roman belief that the oversecretion of bodily fluids would "dry out" one of the believed four humours, leading to death
* Islam's reference to sleep
* Buddhist Sogyal Rinpoche's The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying's quote: “Life is nothing but a continuing dance of birth and death, a dance of change.” (Existence through many changes, "births and deaths")

Man, la petite mort for me last night with Mandy was so big I thought I actually might die!

la petite mort by Raylin July 14, 2006

Petix 

A group of extremely cool people with Sicilian Roots. Most reside in Michigan or Southern California.

"Wow, I met a Petix the other day!"
"Lucky"

Petix by APetix March 19, 2009

edik pedik 

A creepy old man who stalks children at night. Comes from Russian word pedik and can be used as a general insult.

SIDENOTE: Not all people named Edik are pediks...

Friend 1: So this guy was giving me creepy looks on the bus today...
Friend 2: Haha, really, what an Edik Pedik.

edik pedik by Bobby the hotdog guy August 24, 2016

Viky Le Petit Dauphin 

A dolphin that Mrs. Mirville killed because she polluted the ocean and killed him and his music

R.I.P Viky, we love you

Je suis Viky le petit dauphin
Tape tape tes nageoires oo lala leve les main
PROTEGE MOI
Viky le petit dauphin

tape tape sur ton museau plonge et viens faire un bain
AVEC MOIIIIIIIIIII

Viky Le Petit Dauphin by Raphael haddad March 15, 2019

Le Petit Tourette 

Possibly the most hilarious episode of South Park, in which Eric Cartman has tourettes syndrome. He is in a toy store and he hears a boy saying things like, "DUMB SHIT!!! COCK! DAMNIT FUCK! SHIT!!!" and he realizes how wonderful it would be to be able to swear without getting in trouble. "COCK! ASSHOLE! PUSSY ASSHOLE!! DICK LICKER CUMBALLS! ASS PUSSY! DICK, COCK, BLOODY VAGINAL BELTCH!

Eventually in Le Petit Tourette, he starts blurting out secrets, "I TOUCHED WIIEEEEEE WIIEEEEEEEE WIIIINTER IS A COLD TIME OF YEAR! I TOUCHED PENISES WITH MY COUSIN!

Le Petit Tourette by A7X forever August 29, 2010