penis 

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

penis by FrankC March 15, 2004

penis 

a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.

i sucked my dads penis.

penis by potato sniffer 3000 July 31, 2018

Penis 

The only thing a poor boy has to play with.

Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

Penis by Jilwan June 29, 2005

Penis 

A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.

I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.

Penis by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

penis 

1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

penis by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003

Penis 

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

Penis by Doug January 23, 2005

penis 

Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.

By reading this you are infact a penis.

penis by mkic0n January 20, 2003