Noel 

A fun guy who everyone loves. Everyone wants to be his friend because he is so cool. Noel's are usually natural leaders who become class presidents, captains of varsity sports, or just a straight up trend-setting badass. Most people would think he is a douchebag but he is a kind, caring dude.

I am in love with noel says a random dood

Noel by Yeet Big Dick December 18, 2019

Noel 

Geek

He’s a geek
Oh he’s a noel

Noel by _PBJAM June 21, 2021

Noel 

The cutest girlboy to ever exist. An excellent cook with bimbo tendencies. Adorable. Powerful. Tall. Loves cats.

Hey, did you hear Noel would marry me if I wrote an urban dictionary article?

Noel by LilithMarie June 21, 2021

Noel 

Noel is a boys name. Noel's ussually have small dicks.

Girl1: I'm going to have sex with Noel.
Girl2: Eww he has such a small dick.

Noel by rugbrod69 September 8, 2021

Noel 

That other white guy tbh. He's there, but you don't want him. If he was a drink he would be tap water. Not even the Fiji water. Just tap

Girl(Tiffany): OMG HE LOOK SO AVERAGE AND PLAIN
Girl2(Brittney): Probs a Noel tbh smh rotfl sisn sos

Noel by Hairy Boberry October 2, 2018

noel 

to act as a Noel is to act as though one knows everything regardless of ones own limited powers of comprehension. Often considered by his or her acquaintances to be arrogant, selfish and egoistic. Usually the said acquaintances are no different and in an attempt to disguise their own social deficiencies refer to this syndrom simply as noel.

Noel has invited us for dinner tonight dear, what shall I wear ?
Preferably a fresh pair of Y fronts and a dickie bow. After we arrive I don't want to hear any Noel or, I swear to God, I'll spill the beans on your plodrodgering !

You can spill the beans on what you like my dearest. Noel has his own experiences when it comes to plodrodgering. You'll simply bore him as you always do.

noel by emanuel de muffin November 24, 2006

Noel 

A loud and irritating girl. Characteristics include but aren't limited to; incessant chatter, know-it-all attitude, trying way to hard, being completely self obsessed, drug addiction, prostitution, trading sex for drugs, thievery, shoplifting, total inability to drive, complete dishonesty, pity seeking, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea,... In basic terms a completely and utterly useless creature that's even more worthless than the dogshit caught in my boot tread.

Did you see her throwing herself at that guy?

Yeah, that ratchet ass ho ain't gonna get it though. Everybody knows she's a total noel.

Noel by Robbyn Grayves October 18, 2013