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Clark New Jersey 

A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.

Please don't move here
Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"

People's Republic Of New Jersey 

A term used humorously and seriously to describe the oftentimes "Un American" intrusive, overregulatory, and overbearing activities of the state and local governments in the state of New Jersey. Used typically in the context of overtaxation, de facto denial of second amendment rights via foot dragging in issuance of FID (Firearm Identification Card), and oftentimes overbearing environmental regulation.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.
Dammit my taxes went up without me having a say in it. These corrupt politicians in the People's Republic Of New Jersey are like dictators.

New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.

Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.

Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.

New Jersey Kingfish 

A used condom found floating in the toilet.
I found a New Jersey Kingfish floating in the toilet at my girlfriends house.
New Jersey Kingfish by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

New Jersey accent 

The bitter irony in all of this is the sobering fact that people who AREN'T from New Jersey say "Joi-Zee," believing that their unfounded stereotype is how everyone in NJ says "Jersey" Perplexingly, this means that, in reality, they are stereotyping themselves.
Hey, I hear your from Joi-zee!

Yeah! Way to fuckin' go! You just failed to grasp what a New Jersey accent is! High five!

New Jersey Giants 

A term used by loyal New York Giants fans from the Jersey Metro Area due to the undeniable fact that the Giants play in East Rutherford, New Jersey and that seventy percent of the awesome people who attend the New York Giant's games are from New Jersey. The term also allows such New Jersians to remember the days of Lawrence Taylor "L.T." and dream of the team reinstating the big "Giants" insignia on the side of their blue helmets.
"The New Jersey Giants play in Giants Stadium which is located in East Rutherford, New Jersey where even some special olympics teams such as the New York Jets attempt to play full contact football."

New Jersey Steamroller 

While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.
While driving on the NJ turnpike:

Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."

Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."

New Jersey bubble bath

This refers to the results of making flatuses while taking a bath.
After dining royally on pinto beans, Hector took a New Jersey bubble bath.
New Jersey bubble bath by Duckbutt January 11, 2008