Klutching 

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

Klutching by vERM69 June 9, 2008

double klutcher 

Hard worker pulling out the stops.

Look at you double klutcher! You're getting your coins by working so hard!

double klutcher by Doishka January 5, 2018

Ashton Kutcher

Further proof that this country is fucked.

Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.

Ashton Kutcher by Ollie Oxenfree May 29, 2004

kutcher'd 

named after ashton kutcher who would make people look dumb.

1: to get punk'd in any way
2: made to look stupid
3: can be used almost any time somthing bad happens to someone

if u fall for an april fools prank. you just got kutcher'd

kutcher'd by vvvvv April 6, 2007

Klatch 

A classy catch.

Often used to refer to an woman, girl, or lady that is attractive to you.

Yo, let's hit up frosh week, there's gonna be mad klatches there

Klatch by urmomsuncle October 5, 2015

Ashton Kutcher

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.

Ashton Kutcher by Darren May 29, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

Ashton Kutcher by Kyle September 7, 2004