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drinker's dozen 

Eleven, or one less than a dozen. The drinker is likely to misplace, break, miscount, or consume one from the fill the full dozen.
Jeff showed up with a drinker's dozen of beer, having drank one on his way. They decided the first team to a drinker's dozen(11) wins.

Noob Drinker 

1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. Someone who hits the floor after one drink.
1. Hey man, you drink much?
Nah, I'm a Noob Drinker.
2. You see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he's under the table!
Yeah, he's a Noob Drinker.
3. I can do this!
*takes a drink and hits the floor*
What a Noob Drinker!
Noob Drinker by King Jazza! January 16, 2009

Lone Drinker 

That one person at the bar or club who sits alone doesn't talk to anyone and just has a drink by himself
Look at the lone drinker over there I wonder what must be going through his mind
Lone Drinker by Harry69 May 10, 2011

Light Weight Drinker 

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.
Did you see Mats last night? he was drunk after 2 Flugels.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker

Kool-Aid drinker 

One who accepts an argument or philosophy wholeheartedly and blindly.

The term is in reference to the religious cult led by Jim Jones, who committed mass suicide by drinking Kool-Aid laced with Valium and cyanide.
You'll never convince Mike not to buy that MacBook even though he just got a G4, he's such a kool-aid drinker.
Kool-Aid drinker by WhitneySir August 21, 2006

Cum Drinker 

Alternative to cocksucker. One who loves to swallow after fellating.
She's a cum drinker. Did you notice how she swallowed after you blew your load, and then licked the remaining drops of cum off of your shaft?
Cum Drinker by Richard "Dick" Head September 29, 2005