dirty kristian 

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you

Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian

dirty kristian by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023

Dirty Kriston 

A man who loves to do cocaine on the regular and likes to shit in his hand and clap.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.

PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.

Have you seen that man’s jaw?
That’s a dirty kriston

Dirty Kriston by Lesbiansnogays1990 December 3, 2023

Dirty kristers 

Dirty kristers; a person who gets so sexually aroused by lobsters, they have to slap themselves in the face with a car to get a hold of themselves

Oh my god look away there's a lobster you dirty kristers

Dirty kristers by The slores December 18, 2023

Dirty Krishav 

The act of throwing cow shit on to your Dad's chest from across the family dinner table, all while inserting your feet in each other's anal cavities.

''I saw a video of Patel doing the Dirty Krishav last night''

Dirty Krishav by SNOTATOR January 14, 2025

dirty krish

A man who pretends to be abducted by an alien and probes himself.

Krish is an alien enthusiast and he did a dirty krish last night in front of me.

dirty krish by kingkrish January 21, 2025

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

Dirty Kristy by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026