douche nozzle 

A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.

Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.

douche nozzle by metalnozzle15 May 21, 2010

douche nozzle 

Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.

I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.

douche nozzle by Belmar July 15, 2010

charizard douche nozzle 

in insult for people who are cocky nerds who act condescending when you don't know something or don't understand something right away.

John: I don't get it.
Ed: Geez, it deals with limits. Duh!
John: You're such a Charizard douche nozzle!
Ed: What?
John: You don't know?! Gosh you're dumb!

charizard douche nozzle by jigglypuffer:) December 2, 2010

douche nozzle rejects 

the greatest band to ever live.. the next big thing. with the best beat maker and lyrical artist ever known to live. also known as DNR

sound- "were not kiwi kids but were so fuckin rad...."
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"

douche nozzle rejects by callmerockstar March 25, 2010

douche-nozzle 

An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"

Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle

douche-nozzle by joe bob....tony? February 21, 2009

douche nozzle 

Leader of the free world as of January 20th, 2017.

Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.

douche nozzle by Dinglenougats January 20, 2017

Douche Nozzle 

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.

check out the barista with the douche nozzle.

Douche Nozzle by Wizgy October 27, 2018