Christianity 

A religion that follows primarily the teachings of Jesus Christ and the New Testament of the Holy Bible. Christianity has warped over the years. One perfect example is Mark 16:15. Because of this verse, many modern-day "Christians" take it upon themselves to go door-to-door and convert people to their religion. Real Christians, however, don't try to force their religion upon others, as they try to be more Jesus-like, and Jesus never forced his religion upon others; People followed him willfully.

Due to Mark 16:15, many a man believes that Christianity is made up of nothing more than some door-a-knockin' hooligans who only want to bother you while you watch Magnum P.I. to spread "the good news".

Christianity by Grizzle01 October 24, 2009

christianity 

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Yeah, christianity makes sense.

christianity by OogaBooga December 26, 2008

cristiano ronaldo 

To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.

To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.

Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.

cristiano ronaldo by tehretardedbunny September 7, 2008

christianity 

no, im not going to attack christianity like the posts before me - Christianity is a religion that believes in jesus, god in the form of man to show the world true love. "true love" as in we (christians) believe he died to forgive us of our sins, because before you had to sacrifice animals or in some cases your children. most people pin 2 things the bible say against each other, but forgetting that most of the stuff like "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" is outdated from the old testament.

if you hate christians for "hating" gays when most of them dont, arent you just as bad as them? think about it. most people that attack christianity are stereotypical. judging all christians by the acts of extremest.

if you judge people of christianity for judging, you're just as bad.

christianity by choochoochrain July 5, 2010

cristiano ronaldo 

Portugese 20years old
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals

Cristiano ronaldo skills are buffling

cristiano ronaldo by lyrical August 4, 2006

christianity 

A religion which has only ever had one real practitioner. However, it does have billions of other would-be practitioners who fall far, far short of the standard and often miss the point entirely.

"Jesus is my Lord and Savior. And if He were alive today, I would crucify him for the ultra-liberal, socialist, hippie, pansy-pacifist that He is."

christianity by Clark, Jesus's Lesser-Known Second Cousin April 24, 2005

Christianity 

A religion based on the new testament section of the bible, containing the life and works of Jesus Christ. Main beliefs can be found in the prayers, Apostle's Creed and Nicene Creed. Some beliefs also based on Judaism and the Old Testament. Teaches that there is one singular God who if merciful and forgiving. Unadultered principles of teachings are kindness and forgiveness, basically to hate the sin and love the sinner. Has many sects and denominations.

Mother Teresa was and is a fine example of somebody who truly follows Christianity.

Christianity by 5463 June 30, 2004