Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry 

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

Pouring the milk before the cereal by Smitty_245 November 24, 2017

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry 

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

milky cereal

The best LOL player EUW and best simracer ever; most devious science teacher with best anime taste

Did you watch milky cereal's stream last night?
Yeah. there were so many year 7's in the chat!

milky cereal by yasuo irl February 2, 2024

cerealnmilkk 

This term is used for homosexual people! Cerealnmilkk is also a person obsessed with the riddler (Paul Dano), but doesn’t actually support Paul Dano.

“Hey cerealnmilkk, I have something to tell you! Technically shitting is like taking it in the ass except backwards (pun intended).”

cerealnmilkk by homosexual man April 29, 2022

cerealnmilkk 

gay

cerealnmilkk is gay

cerealnmilkk by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaà April 30, 2022