Cock Rocks

Testes. Balls. Nuts.

I whipped out my cock rocks and treated her to a tea bag.

by Safari October 9, 2004

Cock Rocking

The opposite of cock blocking; a friend who helps you get pussy

Nick: "You this kicks ass, erika was totaly cock rocking last night!"

Danielle: "I know, you tapped that shit

by Nick Sanchez (Yeah, that guy) December 17, 2008

soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.

aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls

by aidan tomas February 15, 2008

Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020

Cock Rocking Twat Waffle

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage

when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting

by dick i have a big September 7, 2010

Suck my cock on blackpool rock

Go away

Why don't you suck my cock on blackpool rock!

by maaadddiieee September 30, 2008