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bullseye 

1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.
1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."
bullseye by The Strut October 1, 2004
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lower back bullseye 

When a female has a tattoo upon her lower back, which is therefore deemed as a target for a male partner to ejaculate onto.
Me: I came on her lower back bullseye last night!
Dan: No waaay!

bullseye 

When a male makes his partner (male or female) reach orgasm solely by penile penetration and no external stimulus (hands, mouth etc).
Dude, we only had time for a quickie, but I totally hit a bullseye...fifth time this week.
bullseye by toosuave September 3, 2013

Bullseye 

When a perfectly rolled joint is placed into a bong or bowl vertically and marijuana is packed around the outside of the joint. The doobie is lit like a birthday candle, and when it is smoked far enough down, the marijuana that was packed around the sides becomes lit; causing an almost guaranteed, stoned, coughing experience.
Yo, lets pack a bullseye, i'm trying to get fucked up!
Bullseye by Dr. 6IX, Ph.D. December 16, 2010

Ballseed 

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.
"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me today or what?"
Ballseed by Urban_Baby January 25, 2023

Tennessee bullseye 

Where you take a fat moist lip of dip, lay her down on her back with her knees to her chest. Round up a good dip loogie and spit it straight into her asshole then proceed to use it as lube.
Man we were just sitting there and my woman said, "let's try something new and kinky" so I agreed and gave her a Tennessee bullseye.
Tennessee bullseye by Unclefukker February 20, 2020

Chocolate Bullseye 

The act of pulling ones penis out of their lovers anus and smearing a circle of feces around their butt hole.
Damn dude after ramming her in the ass I gave that ho a chocolate bullseye! It was awesome!
Chocolate Bullseye by Zexy B March 26, 2011