St. Mary's Annapolis 

A catholic school (though often not apparent) located in historic downtown Annapolis, home of the legendary Saints. Also home to many boozers, stoners, smokers, dippers, and lax players. Considered poor because of low tuition and crappy rented public playing fields it is full of many rich preps that let you know they are rich preps. Known mostly for champion lax teams, men’s and women’s, it also has strong soccer, cross country, and wrestling teams. It is full of some of the most spirited and crazy fans known to start tailgating the day before a game (any game) starts and end several days after (win or loss). The Saints' archrival is the even richer and snottier Severn school. A school full of worthless trust fund babies who have a snowball's chance in hell in beating the Saints in anything. St. Mary's has many drawbacks but is ultimately the best school in the Balto-Annapolis area sending a national record of students to US Service Academies and D1 schools per capita (8 to service academies ('04) and the entire women's lax team, among others, in '05 out of a class of around 140 students). Often imitated rarely duplicated, the real Harvard on the Severn.

Know where I can find a party? I dunno call someone from St. Mary's Annapolis.

We're playing St. Mary's? We can't even pray for help!

St. Mary's Annapolis by queen of victory, pray for us July 29, 2008

Annapolis 

Annapolis is like nowhere else on earth. We probably have one of the highest concenrtrations of individual wealth in such a small area. The wealthy and elite dominate this place. We live in Murray Hill and Sherwood. We drive bmws, audi, mercedes, and range rovers to be modest. Bored housewives wear million dollar insured jewlery with sweatpants and chanel purses. Kids go to private schools, of which everyone knows St. Marys is the best. Money comes through business and inheritance. Kids wear lacoste polos and sweatpants with 3,000 dollar david yurman jewlery. In order to appreciate the shocking power and elitism of this city, you can only do it by hearing about it. Although not widely known, our influence is far reaching. Were not racist, we just hate clay street and people who put ghetto housing on the water. Were just the best city in the world.

OMG they just donate 8 million dollars to St. Marys. What? Oh thats right youre not from Annapolis, you wouldnt understand.

Annapolis by naptownyo April 17, 2010

Annapolis 

Crabs, lax boys, st. Mary’s, ice cream, mids, and other crap. Everyone who lives in Annapolis knows the pat Buddy’s is a musty tourist trap, that’s is really nasty old crabs that aren’t even from The Bay. Everyone knows cantlers has the best crabs. Lacrosse boys, do i need to say more? St. Mary’s only private school in Annapolis, Annapolis area christian is nasty and sucks at sports. The rivalry between st. Mary’s and Severn (the richer, more snobby) is strong. And the Battle of the Severn is like a religious holiday. Lots of ice cream places, Annapolis ice cream co is for the tourists, kilwins is a chain (bleh) STORM BROS FOR THE WINNNNNNNN!!!!! Summer is humid an hot as hell. Everyone has been to at least one navy game in their life, those are big deal here. Don’t forget the people who give up their front yards to park your car in for 40 bucks. All the rich kids to AYC for every holiday meal and are little sailers. If you don’t know how to pick a crab, ur dead. Don’t have you boaters license before 14, ur dead. Don’t play lax, or at least haven’t tried, ur dead. If your parents don’t let u leave school at half day on Blue Angel Day, u must be new. If you like army, you will be murdered by the rest of us. And don’t get me started on commissioning week traffic, it’s a literal nightmare.

The only things that matter in life in Naptown:
Sports: lax and sailing
Holidays: Blue Angles Day, Navy v Army Football games
Food: crabs and old bay
Restaurants: Cantlers, and storm bros

If you can’t parallel park, you can’t live in Annapolis

Annapolis by Annapolis for the winnnnnn May 15, 2021

Annapolis high school 

This school straight ass..students vaping in the bathroom every 2 seconds, the teacher either hella quiet or hella nice..

Don’t send yo kids to Annapolis high school

Annapolis high school by Annapolis high school January 29, 2022

Annapolis high school 

This school stank and freshman are wild, it’s a fight every other week, teachers don’t know what to do with us no more now they saying we gotta give them our phone to go use the bathroom

Don’t come to Annapolis high school you have been warned!

Annapolis high school by Jimmysmom March 3, 2022

Annapolis High School 

Worst school in Maryland. The principle Donald Lilly is a complete idiot. He keeps saying there is going to be change but our school still sucks. All the teachers got fired at AHS and he was one of the staff that returned. Another year of stupid speech's from donald Lilly that do nothing for the school. Diversity weakens our school. We have a punch of bums and thugs that gives our school a bad reputation, as well as Donald Lilly

Bob: Hey, where do you go to school?
Me: Um....Uh.....Annapolis High School.......Yea.......I know it sucks
Bob: Ewwwwwwwww.......you should come to Broadneck.

Annapolis High School by Unknown Individual February 5, 2008

Annaliese 

Not an exceptionally intelligent woman with stunningly gorgeous beauty, inside and out. She is one of the not at all outgoing. Knows nothing in literature and she hates to read, her combined GPA and SAT scores in addition to her gift of writing from the heart will cause everyone to think she is a baboon.

Annaliese: Blob Blob Blob Blob Blob.
Ava: Are you just so illiterate you cant say anything else???
Annaliese: Blob

Annaliese by Squishylemonz November 11, 2019