cock love

When a girl you just met tells you she loves you when you're fucking her.

I picked this chick up at a bar last night and when I was fucking her she said "I love you"....and I said baby it's just COCK LOVE.

by DMakas December 9, 2007

Love Bubbles

1. Two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
2. A source of nourishment.
3. Boobs.

"I saw your mum's love bubbles",
"You've got FAT love bubbles!"
"I scanned Miss. Stewart's love bubbles on a recent excursion to Vancouver."
"I'd love to lube up your love bubbles and..."

See also: chest bags of joy.

by Chris Barr, Ed Sunman & Kat Ward December 14, 2008

goldfish love

a short lived but explicit sexual relationship, generally whilst drunk, that you will have only scant recollection of in the morning - this will generally come back and bite you at a later date.

Why does that chick look like she wants to hurt me?

by Moth Boy June 30, 2005

Making Love

It's the process of making bacon.
This term only applies to oven made bacon.

Text conversation:
Joe: "Will you be joining us for a round in Call of duty?"
Bob: "No, I am busy Making Love right now."
Joe: "Enjoy your bacon :P"

by AlphaScratch January 4, 2016

Love Juices

A thick liquid that ejects from the body when they are sexualy aroused. The spot in which this juice ejects from is never the private areas that Love Juice comes from.

My Love Juices just came out of my nose!

by It was a ROCK LOBSTA May 9, 2009

love ewe

1)To mount your mutton.

2)an inflatable companion.

3)a blow up sheep doll you fuck.

Democrats go home every night to their love ewe.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

love bumps

an std also known by its common name herpes

I was about to go down on that girl and realized she had love bumps!

by r4y April 29, 2006