Cream cheese Omelet

The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.

John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.

by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012

British cum cheese

When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.

Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...

by iEatEuropeans July 1, 2019

control panel cheese

When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).

OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!

by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

Moon made of cheese

7yr olds think that.

BRO MOON MADE OF CHEESE DAUG

by BottomDop March 13, 2022

Jumping Cheese Stick

The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"

Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"

by VSpell957 November 6, 2011

Dragon ball cheese

Dragon ball cheese is when a chinese dude ejaculates on an a woman or a dude’s teeth as he/she is smiling.

Chin gave me the best dragon ball cheese last night.

by Alex from Mars. July 7, 2020

Douche Pounder with Cheese

When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!

"The Buzz is a complete Douche Pounder with Cheese!"

by Pee Pee Time September 14, 2009