daylight wastings time

Often referred to as "standard time," daylight wastings time requires that people set their clocks back an hour in autumn so that the sun will set earlier in mid-afternoon. Then, in the spring, when people return their clocks to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time), people are forced to get up an hour earlier and lose an hour of precious weekend/sleep time.

Morning Person: I'm so glad we're returning to STANDARD time. I can't STAND getting up when it's dark outside.

Night person: Oh, you mean daylight wastings time? Doesn't it bother you that the sun now sets at 4:30 and the days are still getting shorter.

Morning person: No, I go to bed long before then, so I don't know when the sun sets.

Morning person: I'm so glad we're returning to daylight savings time. I was starting to feel like the day was half over by the time work starts at 8:00 AM.

Night person: I'm glad to be off of daylight wastings time, but now I have to get up an hour earlier. Why can't we just leave our clocks set to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time) without playing practical jokes on my circadian rhythm?

by gentimental March 30, 2011

bed time bowls

the act of smoking marijuana out of a water bottle bong before bed

"hey justin, wanna hit some bed time bowls tonight"
"sure jorden, im always down for some BTB's"

by jmars94 October 13, 2011

Take your time

Generally used when a person is singing, typically in a church or a religious setting, and they are singing the wrong notes or are visibly nervous.

Take your time, honey, take your time.

by Allsmilesdotcom October 17, 2018

take your time

(Sarcastic) Hurry up.

Oh, do take your time, driver. I'm sure my wedding can hold a few weeks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

All Time Low

THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME BAND EVER! they have four albums that are amazing and if you dont listen to them you are a dumbshit for not listening to good music ;)

Girl: "Hey did u check out All Time Low like i told you?"

Guy: "No i kinda forgot..."

Girl "You dumbshit! I will slap yo ass fool"

by bandfan69 June 27, 2011

gay old time

see lemonparty. When gay old men have a gay old time.

My grandpa had a gay old time with other grandpas in my bed, daddy!

by Smoky McBongwater September 13, 2008

pants off time

A time period where everyone is required to remove their pants. It occurs strictly from 9:15 to 9:17 PM. Alarms on cellular devices are highly recommended to time this event properly.

Oh my gosh nooch, its pants off time!

by Jimmy Niemczyk and Jenn Szakolczay May 29, 2008