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fuck fuzz

The hair that gets all knotted up on the back of your head after having sex.
Damn girl! You're rocking some major fuck fuzz today! Do tell me about your night.
by Jess rocks! December 27, 2016
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surly fuck

A person who is really mean, but in reality is just joking. You think.
So that guy in class called me a dumbass with a straight face at first, and then he laughed. He is such a surly fuck.
by SrlyDude2 August 6, 2009
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tator fuck

riding some lame ass mother fucker that cant get hard EVER.. a way to piss a female off........ a bitch of a man, who has a soggy burrito. ....... you probably kno when your tator fukin' wen the girl says "is it in yet??"
tator fukin; T.B...... HAHAHAHAH MOTHER FUKER U SUCK ...... go tator fuck a duck..... other examples of tator fukin' mashed potato, potato mashing,

if you tator fuck me, i will mash your potatos....
by emjejo May 28, 2010
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City fuck

the act of cutting off one to many cars by passing from the right lane especially at a red light. Gets its name because is usually only possible in the city.
Driver: Dude, were gonna be late!

Passenger: Just city fuck everyone at this light.
by BLURian March 1, 2010
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Fuck Taro

A fortune-telling game using cards that offers advice or prophecy concerning a person's sex life.
"That is the weirdest fortune-teller I've ever been to. She just kept saying the Fuck Taro cards were not in my favor."
"Well, you are an unnatractive asshole with no chance of getting laid in the future, so that makes sense."
by Spork_damage May 6, 2007
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tank fucking

When you shake the gas nozzle for extra gas, while it's still in your car in an attempt to get more bang for your buck.
I was broke and on E, so I grabbed what little change I had and hit the gas station. Lotta tank fucking, had to get as much as I could! gas gasoline broke tank fucking poor skimping
by zeppelinfanCLB April 14, 2014
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