shit pickle

nomenclature for a rough situation in life, similar to a pickle in baseball.

"Precious got her car stuck in a ditch."

"Wow, sounds like she got herself into a real shit pickle."

by tystroh November 3, 2009

beer shit

the inevitable nasty shits after a hard night of drinking

by bmacd October 12, 2003

No Shit-Situation

When you can't poo.

Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."

by noshittom December 13, 2012

library shits

the feeling that some people get when they walk into a bookstore or library and immediately have the urge to take a big crap.

i was going to the library to study but i only got in about 5 minutes of study time before the library shits kicked in....

by assassassin123 September 2, 2009

shit porn

A movie filmed where shit is the main focus of entertainment and sexual stimulation. Made for sick people and Germans. Some times refered to Scheizer porn.

When Robert relized he had signed up for a shit porn he felt sick and aroused.

by Faillace May 3, 2006

No Shit Sherlock

A snide response to someone (usually a know it all) who has made a statement that is very obvious using a sarcastic reference to Sherlock Holmes the famous literary detective.

Bert: "You shouldn't have let Miss Piggy blow you, your schlong is all chewed up"
Ernie: "No Shit Sherlock"

by Spade Newsom January 15, 2011

dog shit

worst of the worst. inferior. dreg, dolt, cretin. On the same level of pond scum.

mikey rhmeyer is dog shit.

by arfus January 10, 2008