penis sneeze

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants

eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that

by philly steaks October 16, 2010

tight penis

Overly muscular penis that is too big to function.

Damn boy, you're tight penis won't work!

by sammicheater May 12, 2012

penis jive

Comes from working at the UPS store for too long, meaning everything

Jaramy stop being a penis jive!
Hey could you hand me that penis jive?
did you take the penis jive to the post office?
Hey are you going to finish your penis jive?
Dude....penis jive...that's all I got to say to you.

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

penis marking

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish.

"Honey, we had too much sex! I got a penis marking!"

by anonymous help May 13, 2005

Penis Beard

Male pubic hair

5 Year Old that doesn't like have a penis beard: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A PENIS BEAWD! IT HUWTS! MY PENIS BEAWD HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011

Penis Leech

A homosexual, or a woman who sucks wang.

"Yo' Momma is a penis leech!"

by Jack Valenti September 8, 2005

Rainbow Penis

A gay guy's penis being inserted into a bisexual guy's butt hole.

I got a Rainbow Penis last night!

by Lord Peter Powell January 22, 2014