penis bubble

A person who is extremely annoying, much like that bubble that you find on your penis.

Did you see Jim today?" "Unfortunately. God, he's such a penis bubble.

by pseudonymous_bosch February 22, 2011

penis sneeze

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants

eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that

by philly steaks October 16, 2010

penis marking

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish.

"Honey, we had too much sex! I got a penis marking!"

by anonymous help May 13, 2005

tight penis

Overly muscular penis that is too big to function.

Damn boy, you're tight penis won't work!

by sammicheater May 12, 2012

Penis Beard

Male pubic hair

5 Year Old that doesn't like have a penis beard: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A PENIS BEAWD! IT HUWTS! MY PENIS BEAWD HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011

Rainbow Penis

A gay guy's penis being inserted into a bisexual guy's butt hole.

I got a Rainbow Penis last night!

by Lord Peter Powell January 22, 2014

Penis Leech

A homosexual, or a woman who sucks wang.

"Yo' Momma is a penis leech!"

by Jack Valenti September 8, 2005