spread em like vegemite

It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy

Oi Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 5, 2021

Steaming Like Jan Leeming

To be tremendously drunk

Look at the state of Dave . He's steaming like Jan Leeming.

by doubletop July 6, 2010

Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018

I'd hit that like Chornobaivka

A phrase which may be used conversationally to signal one's interest in having sex with a another person enough times to lose count.

*Attractive person walks in the door*
Person 1: Whoa, did you see the hottie that just walked in the door?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'd hit that like Chornobaivka!

by TechSmurf July 28, 2022

more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good

Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"

by von groovy June 8, 2019

You look like a cabbage

A brilliant insult by Kim Taehyung. It makes no sense whatever and can lead someone to severe depression.

"You look like a cabbage, Martha."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019

i don't play like that

Not sure what it means but it sounds cool to say. Mostly the same meaning as "I don't play", "i don't play games" or "I'm not joking I'm serious so don't mess with me".

I first heard it from Stevie Emerson on YouTube.

"Don't fuck with me. I'm telling you I don't play like that."

by hungrydude February 21, 2023