Irritating Stick

When a man's penis is itchy.

1: Damn, dude I got a Irritating Stick.
2: You can't just itch your cock in public, man.

by exoskeletal August 18, 2022

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch.

by Mister Big Boy January 3, 2022

Fish Stick

What a Pre-op transexual calls get penis before bottom surgery.

Lou will completely be Louanne once her fish stick pgoes from an outie to an innie.

by ChipsyMac August 14, 2022

Mozzarella Sticked

when you shove steaming hot mozzarella sticks up your ass

Yo. Grant just Mozzarella Sticked.

by Bra-dardo G June 18, 2025

Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022

Colombian pogo stick

When you have a line of coke on an erect penis and you pull it down to a point that when you let it go it will “spring” the coke up into the air and you catch it with your nose.

After she let me do a Colombian whale I let her try a Colombian pogo stick

by Doughboyjunior March 11, 2024

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021