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a cunt's errand

A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.
Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.
by The Organ Grinder November 5, 2007
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swangin cunts

swangin cunts is a phrase used when describing how dupesly rad people are, and how much you love them, this is the highest form of praise in the entire universe.
"tom and sam are the most swangin cunts around!!"
by OG sam! May 3, 2007
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bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead
bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch
by lytral 79 August 4, 2009
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Mush Cunt

A female whos vagina has been fucked so many times, that her vagina flaps have literally turned to what looks like a jar of mushy peas. And even lathering the penis with a thick slimy liquid after sex.
Hey that chick is really hot, have you fucked her before?
Yer once, but dont try her, shes a real mush cunt, had to wash myself for a few hours after doing here, still havnt gotten rid of the smell of my cock.
by seanrauharo May 9, 2007
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Cunt Muffin

a chick who's really loose. so loose that you could infact fit a muffin in her vagina.
" i could throw a golf ball in the hole i saw when she opened her legs."
by bob5000 September 16, 2005
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cunt rag

a maxi pad, but usually used as an insult
"man you are being suck a cunt rag"
"nice job cunt rag"
"you smell like a cunt rag"
by dead_body_chick July 16, 2008
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cunt stump

Any vagina. This definition exemplifies the vaginas similarity to an upside down tree stump
I'll fuck her cunt stump till her tears run dry.
by jumbleia October 8, 2008
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