Poop

When you poop and you forgot to wipe and then you go to school and your crushes a poop stain on the back of your shorts

When you poop and you forgot to wipe and then you go to school and your crushes a poop stain on the back of your shorts

by Usueuhejeh September 23, 2021

Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023

Poop Scrape

A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in one’s underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.

Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE

by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024

Poop

It is sometimes referred to as the excretory substance. It is known as shit

I had a poop come out. It was satisfying

by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 20, 2018

post-work poop

PWP= Post-Work Poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.

by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022

Poop

I’m going poop on the toilet.

I’m going poop on the toilet

by Scruncci August 20, 2020

Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

by WiccanGay May 5, 2025