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smack dat cheese

If you really really wanna be where it's AT, you gotta smack dat cheese.
that bitch smack dat cheese like a honky tonk princess
by catmanDoo October 9, 2012
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The Cottage Cheese Sandwich

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.
My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.
by TheRealFuknCarl December 31, 2018
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Mexican Cheese Farmer

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.
"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"
by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009
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scammin' on my cheese

When your friend(s) comes over just to smoke your weed.
These dogs be scammin' on my cheese, man. They only show up when they are out of weed.
by cheesedogz2 October 21, 2013
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Chilli Cheese Dog

A sexual act in which the female vomits (with chunks) in and around her vagina and the male then proceeds to insert his penis in to the chunk filled vagina. When the act is finished, the penis resembles a Chilli Cheese Dog.
Drove my drunk girlfriend home from the bar last night and gave her a Chilli Cheese Dog
by Raymond Ford July 29, 2019
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The Green Cheese Slam

The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.
(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby
by P-Sun Entertaiment January 25, 2016
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Dirty Cheese Washer

It is when a girl is a filthy slut, since a Cheese Washer may be used for many different uses, all kinds of different ways. Hence the phrase Dirty Cheese Washer.
That Rachel is such a Dirty Cheese Washer. I heard she screwed three guys in every hole all on the same day! Nasty!
by Muno The Biter April 10, 2015
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