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fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.
"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"
by Threevolve October 31, 2008
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captain planet fart

When several individuals in an enclosed space fart simultaneously (or in rapid succession) to create one monster cloud of shit particles. By all powers combined the aggregate fart is stronger than its parts.
Trevor Ballard, Grogan Gammons, and Jackson farted in their Range Rover at the same time, it was a captain planet fart.
by Bro-cephus October 25, 2009
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Russian Doll Farts

A series of farts that are in a repetitive pattern yet get slightly smaller each time.
"Hey I got you something."

*FART...Fart...fart*

"Dude those were Russian Doll Farts."
by MJBarnes February 10, 2010
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Dallass-Fart Worth

A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.
Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
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did you fart?

A very embarrassing comment your girl might say, usually as you're moving in for a big kiss.
Steve: thinking it is finally the time to move this relationship to the next level gets real close to Chris's lips

Chris: did you fart?
by yerLAZY March 24, 2012
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Alaskan Jelly Fart

the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.
we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.
by onebadbanana03 January 7, 2012
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Apache death fart

Flatulence released from the deepest depths of your bowels that it would suffocate 42 Apache Indians in a cave.
Holy shit Kristin you let out an Apache death fart in here roll down the windows!
by Setjeep June 7, 2018
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