pulled your horn

Masturbate

How many times have you pulled your horn today bud?

by Tempus a Patres June 3, 2018

your mom's legs

come back to when someone asks "What's up?"

Chris: "Hey man, what's up?"
Taylor: "your mom's legs!!!!!!"..."OHHHHH!!!!!"

by krystophoria July 3, 2011

Get Your Redwings

The act of going down on a woman while she is on her period.

"Even though I knew she was on her period, I decided tonight was a good night to get your redwings as any."

by Partykrasher December 22, 2009

nun of your business

A popular Halloween costume: a nun holding a briefcase... Get it???

"And what are you, Tina?" "I'm nun of your business." "Okay, geez, touchy." "No, Lin, that's her costume, do you seriously not get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

rest of your days

(idiom) the rest of your life.

I will be with you for the rest of your days (Divorced after three years)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

mocking your member

to jack off. your "mocking your member" because your tugging on your own weiner, as to say "haha you can't get any!"

I called you three times! Why didn't you answer? Were you mocking your member again?

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Lower Your Expectations

A saying that means the more you expect out of something, the more disappointed you'll be when the outcome arrives. So always lower your expectations so you won't feel disappointed about the outcome, but never worry about it either.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019