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Blud Moment

A moment where the user Blud^Milk intentionally says or creates the most mind-numbing statement.
"Yo, that post is kinda cringy... but at the same time, it seems ironic."

"Talk about a Blud Moment."
by qwerty-u September 8, 2021
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John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.
“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”
by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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chip moment

a moment where a person goes off on a tangent, like saying potato chips are essential for animals rights.
Bridget: "And so that's why Abel is so confused."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."
by rubberbutt November 12, 2009
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Skye moment

Skye makes you want to jump off haileybury.
Skye made me have a Skye moment
by Defiantly not Skye August 22, 2022
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First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.
Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025
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Beaver Moment

When someone does something to work hard and dedication without fail
James has been going to the gym non stop for 3 months
Beaver Moment
by SuineX August 26, 2025
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