clown's penis

it's like the bee's knees, except not spozta mean good.

You got hit by a cop car and then charged with public drunkeness?!?
Well isn't that just the clown's penis?

by recombobulate December 29, 2007

penis wrangler

the one who is one who is kinda like me, who could be seen as me. Then again its just josh

I had your mom and she's a penis wrangler!

by jakkfrozt January 20, 2004

penis web

something to write on other people's homework when they aren'y looking to make them go "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Bob is doing homework
*Bob turn around"
*Eric writes penis web on paper*
Bob says, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

penis plater

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

penis bubble

A person who is extremely annoying, much like that bubble that you find on your penis.

Did you see Jim today?" "Unfortunately. God, he's such a penis bubble.

by pseudonymous_bosch February 22, 2011

Penis Thin

An item; namely an article of clothing, but could also refer to food, that is so thin or small in size that it causes discomfort to the user.

I'm freezing! These pants are so penis thin

by jaberwocky91 January 24, 2011

Penis Table

When you push two round tables together it creates a penis table.

"Everyone can't fit at just one table, so lets make a penis table"

by Suite 304 March 7, 2010