clown's penis

it's like the bee's knees, except not spozta mean good.

You got hit by a cop car and then charged with public drunkeness?!?
Well isn't that just the clown's penis?

by recombobulate December 29, 2007

penis wrangler

the one who is one who is kinda like me, who could be seen as me. Then again its just josh

I had your mom and she's a penis wrangler!

by jakkfrozt January 20, 2004

Penis Table

When you push two round tables together it creates a penis table.

"Everyone can't fit at just one table, so lets make a penis table"

by Suite 304 March 7, 2010

penis plater

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

penis web

something to write on other people's homework when they aren'y looking to make them go "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Bob is doing homework
*Bob turn around"
*Eric writes penis web on paper*
Bob says, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

penis jive

Comes from working at the UPS store for too long, meaning everything

Jaramy stop being a penis jive!
Hey could you hand me that penis jive?
did you take the penis jive to the post office?
Hey are you going to finish your penis jive?
Dude....penis jive...that's all I got to say to you.

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

Penis Thin

An item; namely an article of clothing, but could also refer to food, that is so thin or small in size that it causes discomfort to the user.

I'm freezing! These pants are so penis thin

by jaberwocky91 January 24, 2011