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bong job

Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!
by Sass1023 July 9, 2022
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blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum
Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.
by Anona-miss June 3, 2022
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Kentucky Nose-Job

The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.
Him: Yeah, how’s that kentucky nose-job doing for ya!
Him/Her: oh it’s finger lickin good.
by EpicGoG December 13, 2019
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Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.
'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"
by Woofsbah October 8, 2022
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nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively
Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot
by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024
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Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling
someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!
by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023
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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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