tits on a bicycle

Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"

"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"

by dogfuccr September 9, 2018

Chiseled Tit

Abnormally sloped or slanted tits.

Dan: Check out Lisa's chiseled tit
Jake: Ew wtf man!

by _TRILLVANILLA_ October 3, 2016

report card tits

A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.

I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing

by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023

shit fuck tit

When you titty fuck a girl while having a dirty sanchez.

I would shit fuck tit Megan Fox

by Mr.BigClit July 6, 2011

Fire tits

Tits so hot they’re on fire.

“Yo, dude. Do you see that girl’s fire tits over there? Bruh.”

by Achy kelvin January 3, 2021

Vegan Tit for tat

Whilst tossing a vegan males salad he tittyfucks his female partner.

Me and Tolliver did a sick ass vegan tit for tat on the autumnal equinox!

by reverenddogman January 13, 2021

lick a tit

when playing "smash or pass" and the character or person has a huge bosom but it not "smash worthy" you say "lick a tit"

"smash or pass Sydney Sweeney" "lick a tit"

by gamblingabarit August 29, 2025