Mexican Cheese Farmer

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.

"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"

by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009

Ding N Cheese

A sandwich containing dingleberries and fermunda cheese served inbetween two hot buns with a dill pickle on top.

I didn't have any food in the fridge so I made her my special Ding N Cheese.

by test head April 1, 2008

cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019

Cheeky cheese weasel

Cheeky cheese weasel is a adjective used by English speaking people, particularly Australians from the Pilbara Region.

1. it is a word used to describe someone who does something or says something sort of disrespectful and sometimes rude, but says it in a cunning and playful way meaning no disrespect to the person it is directed at.

2. can also be used in a more serious way i.e if you found out that one of your friends has been talking behind your back, you might say that she is a "cheeky little cheese weasel"

Did you see the news last night? There was an interview with that cheeky cheese weasel, Corey Worthington Delaney's from Melbourne who hosted that house party at his parents place while they were away and he posted it on Facebook like that Project X party.

You have to see the interview, he is such a cheeky cheese weasel! If you missed it just google his name on YouTube and you should be able to find it.

by YOTO March 27, 2017

Mac and Cheese Slut

Someone who really wants Mac and cheese, or is craving it while hungry.

I’m SO hungry! I would be such a Mac and Cheese Slut right now.

by RowanOW September 8, 2019

Cream Cheese Sneeze

When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.

Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.

by aaroncopland July 3, 2012

Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.

Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"

by kennyboye September 30, 2014