Penis Glove

When a girl acts like a 'dish' or such a good lay so much that the only redeeming value they have is that they can fit onto a penis, hence: a penis glove.

that chick, such and such is dating is such a penis glove, like I heard he even switches on her.

by extrenuating July 17, 2010

penis plunger

A word yet to be put into action. Simply put, this is the rare occasion where a male receiving oral sex against the woman's will is not satisfied, so said male cuts off his penis and slams it down her throat in order to prove she is in fact a Democrat.

Male: You can't give head worth shit.
Female: Its against my will! I would never su...
Male: How do you like that? Never thought you'd turn out to be a Democrat, did you?

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

davids penis

den smakar bajs och luktar inte got

davids penis don smell good

by Äpple April 27, 2015

Penis Crown

when the penis is so big and bulged that it wins a crown. able to be sucked hard and gutted out.

Chelsea H. is such a nasty slut she awards penis crowns to every guy she has fucked. DAMN SLUTS.

by Normuh July 13, 2007

real penis

Noun

1. Not cool at all
2.sucks like hell
3. gay

Friend 1: Dude! They pushed back that game release!
Friend 2: OMG! Thats REAL PENIS!

by aznstar808 October 16, 2008

penis pimp

noun. a gay pimp, ususally quite annoying

fag: yo man, i'm a penis pimp
normal people: wtf

by sekio October 20, 2004

Penis Trays

Fun little items. Perfect for BBQ's.

"o mai this penis is cold"

by Anonymous September 4, 2002