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Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
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Paint Job

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet
My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job
by anonymous July 17, 2024
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Ant Job

A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50
Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.
by Narz August 7, 2010
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30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018
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government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."
Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".
by chamolm June 10, 2024
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Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is
Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot
by p48xqz December 23, 2022
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JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.
Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?
by toofried November 23, 2021
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