High Times Inventions

From the Book Of senses.

These are the inventions purely made while being high on marijuana.They are strictly made to make communication easier and are not offensive at all.These inventions are only understood by very inteligent people,or people under the influence of marijuana(because of the increasement in creativity),anybody else will think that they are pointless or they use the defence mechanism of calling it "offensive" because they dont understand it.

some sober dumb person:"I dont get the point of all these words that you guys use,its so offensive"

Nik:"No theyre not,theyre just High Times Inventions"

by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

new york times

a well known newspaper with info about things happening all over the world.

the new york times called today and asked if i wanted a subscription to their paper.

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

I’m on that Type of time

Type of time means you are ready to go throw down on anyone Bc u about that time and train to go like young boy

I’m on that type of time for.

by CLOUDY B December 25, 2020

Big Time Rush

A bunch of retarded gay guys that think they can get girls. Also think skinny jeans fedoras are the height of cool. Enjoy singing about being big superstars even though most peoople don't know their name, and if they even do its for being such cock sucking losers. Destroyed Nickeloden along with the shows True Jackson VP, Neds Declassified School Survial Guide, Drake and Josh, and Zoey 101.

retarded little boy- OMGEEE!! Did you see the new episode of Big Time Rush???? It was AMAZINGGGG!!!!

sensible person-*slaps little boy* don't ever say that again you retarded cocksucker lover.

by peoplewhohateyou August 20, 2010

part time boyfriend

a guy who wants to be exclusive and have all teh perks of having a girlfriend, but who doesnt want any of the responsibility, like doesnt want to buy presents on birthdays or meet each others families or spend the week ends together. They are happy to be part time...

So it's you and your boyfriends one year, are you doing anythign special?
obviously not he's a part time boyfriend he can't be bothered.

by yesgirl223 July 13, 2010

Good Times

accompanied by Bad times. Made famous by infamous hair man Justin Lee Collins. Used to describe two situations in the same sentence.

Michael: I got smashed last night while playing centurian. Good times. But then I fell over my own foot and smashed my head off a concrete pavement. Bad times.

by GlewbyDoo_x March 3, 2009

face time

The amount of time some gets in front of a camera.

Ed sullivan got a lot of face time during his show.

by N.K. June 29, 2003