Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint

my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

Urethral Cambridge Cumming

A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.

Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming

Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?

by ieatboyslol October 2, 2023

Cum Titty Pineapple

I love you

Hey Cum Titty Pineapple!

by MaziikxnII December 2, 2020

The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

cum like an elephant

When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.

I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.

by de-pube July 1, 2022

Cute cum burger

A fruit that has a green outside and a light green/white inside

Man I love cute cum burgers

by Among us that is not sus October 28, 2022

Knee deep In cum

Cumming so hard

When your sister walks in your room “I’m knee deep in cum”

by Cumming monster January 12, 2022