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baby snakes

Nickname for a female. Usually a female you treat as an object.
(After she reacts to an insult)
'Calm down Baby Snakes, have a piece of cheese.'
by Joshtron November 12, 2007
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baby phat

When a girl is chubby but is not fat u say that she has baby phat. Used for girls that have smooth skin, are not skinny, and you think that they are cute.
J: Jenny's cute.
L: No jenny's fat
P: No she just got some baby phat on her
by Konrad April 9, 2005
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Baby Shower

when you blast cum on a girls face.
I killed millions of my potential babies when i gave your girl a baby shower last night.
by Luis Gonzo January 8, 2008
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Circus Baby

One of the main animatronics in Sister Location

Guides you throughout the game (until the last night; that's Ennard)

Is also super gay for Ballora
by CircusBaby6666 December 14, 2018
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Baby J

Attractive young woman, also reffered to as Pez Dispenser.
Originated in Huntington Beach, CA
You coming to the mall, Baby J?
by Baby J September 22, 2004
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kiss the baby

polite way of telling your buddies to F off; reference to going to prison for many years so kiss the baby cause the next time you'll see him he aint gonna be no baby no more
"you can bend over and kiss the baby"; "you are a baby kisser"
by lil Jenny Q December 22, 2008
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Boner Baby

A medical phenomenon where a newborn infant achieves an erection while passing through the birth canal. The sensation that the infant experiences when his erection comes into contact with his mother's vulva may sometimes cause small amounts of ejaculation. This ejaculate will either shoot onto the delivering doctor's face (see: bukkake), or will enter the mother's vaginal opening. In the instance of the latter, the mother may become pregnant with her newborn son's semen. The resulting child will be the product of the Boner Baby's. Because Boner Baby Syndrome (BBS) is a hereditary trait, the cycle may continue indefinitely.

Consequently, those born with a hermaphroditic condition (also known as Ensignitis) may also be capable of BBS.

Lawmakers and moral philosophers have argued for decades over whether or not the sexual contact between a mother and her newborn son is considered consensual or rape.
"Because Lutz was born a Boner Baby, his younger brother was also his son. His life was wracked with confusion. This (and, of course, myriad other reasons) prevented him from losing his virginity until he was 46."

"Dana was alarmed to learn that, after a long and difficult labor process, that she was impregnated again by her own son Loh. However, she describes the sensation as 'the most AEPhantastic orgasm I've ever experienced'."

"Ensign I fucking hate you, you hermaphrodite"
by Pastel Redd March 9, 2012
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