one-nut wonder

A guy that has one testicle that is undescended, or a guy that has had a nut removed due to testicular cancer.

That Mike Lowell is a one-nut wonder! (and his head is huge!)

by Elevcode December 3, 2005

Poster Nut Bag

Jimmy's Cat from Phish's song "Harpua"
who's been hit by a comet, sucked into the depths of Hell by the vibration of death, killed by Harpua the most evil & ugly dog in the universe, and... Oh look, the storm's gone!

If I ever have a cat I'd like to name him Poster Nut Bag as a tribute to Phish

by Supermmx October 1, 2004

Flip my nuts

1. Getting extremely annoyed and angered by another to the point of extreme insanity
2. so bored, annoyed, unhappy, etc. with life that you
are at your breaking point and you flip out.

1. If we dont do anything tonight ima flip my fucking nuts!
2. If I see that fucking biatch again I'm seriously gonna flip my nuts!

by RaMDaY July 19, 2005

i'm bout to nut!

Wen u bout to nut!

To eject sperm out or your penis (hehehehe)
Person 1" what are you doing"
Person 2" nutting why"
Person 1" did you want to go die?"
Person 2"dude I'm popin a nut"

i'm bout to nut!

by Ur dad lez October 19, 2018

Carpe diez nuts

An insult given by a man to either another man or a woman. Derived from carpe diem meaning sieze the day. Modified to either insult another man or sexually arouse a woman.

Ex. My girlfriend wanted it so I told her carpe diez nuts

Ex. My bro began to bitch me out so I told him to carpe diez nuts.

by Professor Latin March 11, 2009

sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

Mr. Fuzzy nuts

Individual who is seen at the top of the leadership position, yet is cool enough that those who work under the guidance can joke around with him. However, the Mr. establishes that although relax most of the time, there is the switch that turns on when business is taking a hit.

Man! I have never seen Mr. Fuzzy nuts get like that, Eddy really messed up!

by somarydde August 10, 2017