Double Dipping

When two guys simultaneously put their balls on another persons face; specifically, one pair goes over both the eyes, the other pair going in the mouth- IE: 1x arabian goggles and 1x teabag.

Guy 1: Mal was so wasted last night, I can't believe I put my balls in his eyes!
Guy 2: No way! I put mine in his mouth!
Guy 1: Hell yeah, motherfucker, thats double dipping!

by inthevalley_omalley March 18, 2010

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Double Kill

The act of flushing a toilet after you used it, and then unknowingly flushing it again while it is still flushing, resulting in a failed flush attempt and a hollow flush sound. However, if for waiting 9 seconds, the crap is still in there, Double kill it.

All the other men stared awkwardly at Bob when he went for a double kill in the urinal. Why would he double kill? He wasn't crapping. It was completely unnecessary.

by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012

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Double nasty

When a girl has had two abortions it can become her nickname

Dude1: You get any last night?
Dude2: Good ole double nasty needed a pokin
Dude1: What a slut

by donnacha December 9, 2008

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Double Date

A euphemism for getting Covid twice. This term is used due to the increased risk of the virus spreading among groups of more than two people, such as two sets of romantic partners, in spaces like pubs and restaurants, where one might otherwise go on a date.

I thought I had antibodies but my test results came back today and it turns out I've been invited on a double date.

by Nice to meat you June 13, 2021

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double dusting

The act of carrying two iphone 4's, often with different wireless providers, likely to impress one's colleagues, in an attempt to prove one's self worth and have more iphones than you.

Hey Broseph, did you see Ian double dusting at the dinner table?

Yeaa, he's trying to impress Nicole.

by Don Juan Julio da Double Dusta January 12, 2011

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