up your cool

To become less lame.

Boy 1: "I love Avatar so much I went to the midnight showing, bought the bedset, and I bought the costume for Halloween too!"
Boy 2: "Dude, we need to up your cool..."

by 559987654 April 7, 2010

Your Mum/Mom

Your mum in the ultimate come back for anything that anyone says. It originated back in the 2000's when teenagers found that answering questions was just plain boring, so instead, 'You Mum/Mom' became the lazy excuse for everything.

"Excuse me but what are you doing?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What are you having for breakfast?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What is your Mum/mom's name?"
"Your Mum/mom"

by Dr Experderatis November 10, 2011

your brother a mother

The secret god of insults; this forbidden phrase can erase the people listening to it from existence

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your daddy lesbian
Person 1: Well your granny a tranny
Person 2: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP!
Person 1: YOUR SISTER A MISTER!
Person 2 falls onto the floor and is in great pain
Person 1: Any last words?
Person 2: Your brother a mother
Person 1 implodes and disappears from existence. Everyone forgets about Person 1

by BaRoccoBama May 14, 2018

Wackers in Your Crackers

Pronounced Wackaz-in-yo-Crackaz, refers to a random and unexpected kick to a mans groin. the "wackaz" represents the kick and the "crackaz"represents the groin.

I am not sorry i made you cry this morning from the Wackers in Your Crackers. You will probably need to put ice on your groin for the rest of the day.

by Since83 March 25, 2010

poop in your mouth

Poop in your mouth is slang for talking crap.

Poop in your mouth: That boy had so much poop in his mouth he didn't know where to spit it all.

by keepinit 100 all day boiy August 2, 2016

Flour Your Biscuits

To flour one's biscuits one must rub baby powder one one's own buttocks and run from one's sexual partner while the sexual partner tries to spank it off.

Yeah Brian and I spanked my biscuits last night. There was baby powder everywhere!! Have you ever had Doug try to flour your biscuits before?

by Naughty Powder Fairy 69 January 24, 2013

Your a cool kid

A phrase, intended to be an insult, which fails to use the correct contraction of the words "you" and "are", instead using the possessive form of "you".

KybrdGyu: Your a cool kid.

Grammar Nazi: What's an 'a cool kid?' I don't think I have one of those.

by GrammarJammer April 10, 2011