Goober Baby

After a guy ejaculates in a girl's rectum, the semen seeps into the vagina and causes pregnancy.

My child is a Goober Baby.
Oh, No, i'm pregnant with a Goober Baby!

by Nicole and Carl September 29, 2008

bar baby

bar ba·by
bar bey-bee

-noun

2. a young child who, when their father is watching them, accompanies him at the local bar. Often to a place with other fathers doing the same with their child.

I didn't turn out too bad for being a bar baby!

by DJ Mastemind September 17, 2010

baby boomer

an infant terrorist

ME: "Look out for that stroller man, it might be a baby boomer!"

by imgoingtohellforthis December 13, 2009

Baby Cakes

A girl who is hot but your too busy to learn her name and you just want a piece of her

Baby cakes, come here and suck my cock!!

by hot baby cakes August 21, 2010

Poop Baby

An alternate name for a retarded person. This is insinuating that the man or woman is retarded because he/she came out of his or her mother's asshole when they were born.

Jon was in all sped classes and he ate his own sperm so we locked him in a cage and called him a poop baby.

by KBB123 May 15, 2007

baby head

just a way to call someone stupid just with a hidden meaning

hey baby head have a good day at work?

by salemkiller March 4, 2008

Baby Meat

A young girl to young to do sexual things with but old enough to check out

Holy shit logans little sister is Hot" " Yo dude shes a Baby Meat, you best only be lookin

by suga ehans April 21, 2011