soft cunt

Someone who isn't 'onto' it, doesn't understand something or things in general.

'wah ya soft cunt' 'what u upto ya soft cunt' 'SOFT CUNT!' 'urr ya soft cunt'

by ARMS March 29, 2005

cunt scab

A crust discharged from and covering a healing wound inside a woman's vagina.

I did her pussy so hard that the next day, she told me she had several cunt scabs.

by NKizzle August 31, 2005

Cunt Cork

A word often used in chemist's when a lady is too embarrased to ask for 'ladie's things'.

i don't suppose you could provide me with a CUNT CORK, i seen to be gushing terribly.

by Love Guru February 13, 2004

CUNT

Although taught traditionally in all good homes (through gesturing, whispering, references to select alphabetic characters, use of acronyms and extreme parental violence) that this word is never to be uttered in polite society, this term is long overdue for a definitional makeover by sheer virtue of its empowerment factor. In the past, this term was utilized by truckers, sanitation workers, bartenders, plumbers (of course...) and others of low birth and social status (all of whom are male...well, occasionally the spurned lesbian...oh, cmon' ladies, I'm a sister too!!! You know it's true!) to refer to a justifiably sexually reluctant woman by analogizing her in a derogatory fashion to that part of a woman's anatomy they would like to call home on a daily basis (never mind that they have been permanently denied access, due to bad behavior, unattractiveness AND/or poor personal hygiene.) Therefore, due to its relegation to usage hell, this term merits resurrection. Why it is that when "dick" is used to refer to a man, it is met by snickers, the usual nods and general apathy, but when "cunt" is is used to refer to a woman, it is always followed by the startle response?! When a man has "balls" he is applauded, but when a woman is a "cunt", she is reviled. I fail to recognize why it is that a spongy, occasionally blood-filled (can you say Viagra?) vestigial organ and a glandular sac engenders more respect and dignity than the sacred passageway of life. You figure it out?! Does the user realize that the utterance of this word impugns the very vessel from whence life sprung forth from their mother's womb? No, I think not! And why, you ask? Because the user is small...very, very small...in the literal, figurative and metaphorical sense of the word. And for this very reason, this term merits the following definition..are you ready? A STRONG, CONFIDENT, EMPOWERED WOMAN WHO TAKES BULLSHIT FROM NO FUCKING MAN...AND I MEAN NO MAN!!!

As Dorothy pedaled past the stately arches of the Chestnut Street Bridge on her Pepto pink-colored Schwinn, she was brutely and viciously knocked to the ground by a masked male marauder. As she strugged to her dainty feet and threw the bike atop her attacker, she stomped it into his nuts, and shouted proudly, "Don't mess with this cunt, you punk-ass bitch!!!"

by larsrahmstadt March 18, 2008

crack cunt

A females inability to successfully urinate despite frequent trips to the toilet. This typically occurs after the comsumption of a large amount of drugs.

A similar phenomenom occurs in men called crack cock.

"I must have crack cunt. I sat on the toilet for ten minutes without pissing."

by ariesjow August 24, 2005

cunt-punt

Lesbian equivalent of cock block
To punt away potential cunt as to block potential cock

Christi was hitting on this hot chick when kaylie's drunk ass cunt-punted christi.

by Monarch soccer March 25, 2010

Society of Cunts

Is a secret cabal of very powerful individuals who have achieved positions of great prominence by acting like cunts

Dwight D Almondburger is a board member of the Society of Cunts. He made his fortune foreclosing mortages on Louisiana shacks that had sank into swamps

by Diamond Lights October 18, 2010