I heart you

A lame attempt by commitment phobes to say I love you.

Commitment phobe: I really, really like you... I think I heart you.

Commitmentphobe recipient: I think I heart you too.

by Commitment phobic March 16, 2008

I Am Crack

To Say Your Great. Fiends Can't Get Enough Of You.

If Your Dope, I Am CRACK

by XqUiSiT3 November 8, 2007

i before e

....except for words that have the pronouncation "ay" in them.

weigh, neighbor etc.

by James November 18, 2003

C(I)A

Clits in Action
feminests who go against "the Man"

Im a Part of the C(I)A.

by Sara & Alexis<3 January 1, 2009

i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004

WW I Shit

A bowel movement that is so large and wide that it ends all future shits. Such a shit only occurs after 12-24 hours of eating large, greasy, and out-right disgusting meals such as as Taco Bell, Jack-in-the-Box, chili dogs, or other comparable foods that you are not experienced with. It is a shit that typically lasts 20 minutes to 1 hours, very painful, and causes body-wide convolutions. This shit is believed to be your last no matter what may be consumed in the future, having you believe that you have shit out all of your future shits before you have had them.

OMG, dude. After going for breaking the 16 record from that Crave Case from White Castle, I took a WW I shit. I had my phone next to me just in case I had to call 911. It took numerous flushes as well as 3 plungers to get it down. Next time I'll let Sheeky take my place in the competition while I order fries, a milkshake, and a medium Mountain Dew. He is a stronger man than I will ever dream of.

by brettuthius September 30, 2007

I don't disagree

The ultimate corporate weasel-speak. WTF? Either you agree or you don't agree.

See also: 'Evasive mumbling"

"John, the numbers just don't make sense. We can't spend $10,000 per impression."

"I don't disagree Phil, but it seems like we should look beyond the numbers here."

by Menopausal Hyena February 3, 2010