pretzel day

October 19. Celebrated by fans of tv sitcom The Office. Every year on this date a pretzel cart comes to Dunder Miflin Paper Company . Season 3 episode 5, Micheal Scott and Stanley Huston wait in line for a pretzel. Celebrated by getting a pretzel and quoting only the best office quotes,

Pam: Pretzel day is here, lets to to Auntie Annie's and get pretzels
Michael: Fo sho!!!!

by the duce bag joey August 13, 2018

Juul Day

August 12

Leave pods and chargers out for the Santa Pheen

Don’t forget to leave our pods and chargers tomorrow on Juul Day for the Santa Pheen

by Tech sketch May 28, 2018

Valentine's Day

A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.

I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.

by Derek Gene February 14, 2009

Calling it a day

A day that resists definition, that ends only when you hand the phone over to the person beside you. It's late and you realize you're hungry. Then suddenly you know there was one more thing to say but you've already handed it over. For a moment you realize that unless you press it firmly closed your thoughts will flap in the warm wind. Until then, the person on the other end will follow you in the wrong direction. What you said will never be what you meant, an imperfect urban plan. Some day in the past, the entire conversation would have taken place in letters. You would have pressed firmly closed what you never said. The person beside you hangs up.

You're always so busy I don't want to interrupt you. I took it as encouragement that you even wanted to talk. This is calling it a day.

by Rayhsu Alexleslie April 21, 2010

pink day

1) the name of a punk rock band
2) a day spent doing...

what qualifies as pink, do you think? This could have quite a few definitions...

1) I saw pink day live today. They sucked, but the tickets were free, so...
2) Today was a definate pink day, bro.

by le freakeh chinese girl December 20, 2005

Golden Day

A day which is a goddess looking girl's blessed day

A handsome looking guy is looking forward for the glory Golden Day after days and days of preparation

by The legendary captain March 15, 2019

day 1

The worst day of school someone could possibly have. It's the day where the classes beat your ass and you have to pay attention. Hard classes that will sodomize you and defecate in your mouth.

It was Saturday, then i started thinking about a day 1, so i shit my pants and vomitted uncontrollably. /cry

by Snaps October 1, 2003